I had thought that we'd have a nice little hobby farm with a truck garden. With all the rocks that we have here, I've decided that a better business might be selling stone walls. Everyone loves to take a drive through the country to enjoy the bucolic scenery, including the miles and miles of stone walls criss-crossing the landscape. Why not sell these folks stone walls?
BLEECKER MOUNTAIN STONE WALL KITS!
DO IT YOURSELF!
(some assembly required)
It's so easy, anyone can do it!
Instructions: Place Rock "A" on the ground. Place Rock "B" on Rock "A". Place Rock "C" on Rock "B". Repeat. See? Simple!
Assemble Bleecker Mountain Stone Walls (patent pending) in straight lines, curved lines, or any which way you choose! Bleecker Mountain Stone Wall components are incredibly flexible! Impress your friends and neighbors!
Each Bleecker Mountain Stone Wall (patent pending) Kit contains all the components you need, carefully selected by our staff of experts! There's nothing extra to buy! We do it all for you!
I know I need to iron out some of the details here, such as shipping, but I think that I'm on to something here.
Maybe we should reopen the think tank @ The Black Duck Café and do more research on this matter-- If Drift Away don't sell we maybe should start think'n about the Navi Nut "Patent Pending" too!!
ReplyDeleteTime will tell if this all pans out...
Pans Out!!-- Wait a minute... What about panning for gold in them thar hills??
I think that we definitely need the Black Duck R&D Center on this one!
DeleteLol! No stream for panning..... As we have been digging the foundation, though, we were hoping to hit a vein of gold! No luck so far.
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If you run short of rocks, take a trip to Grafton, New York.
ReplyDeleteUnless we become the Microsoft of the stone wall industry, there is no chance that we'll be running short of rocks.
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